it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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