you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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