If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
tell me about the eggs
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