I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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