Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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