i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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