how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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