So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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