Its about making memories worth repressing
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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