who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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