problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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