I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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