Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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