I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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