come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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