We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
