He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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