Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
