she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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