Im at strip club and am horny
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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