maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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