No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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