i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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