i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she smelled like a LAN party
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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