Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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