ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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