so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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