You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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