she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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