i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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