So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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