you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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