Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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