There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I enjoy the company of your penis
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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