I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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