But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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