i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
