Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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