Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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