ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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