I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
tell me about the fingering
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