If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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