i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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