Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
