Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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