You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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