: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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