Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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