Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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