Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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