He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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