so explain again why im purple
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
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Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym