yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
COCAINE IS GR8