when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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