Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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